Had a brief career importing toy soldiers in Orlando, FL. Spent childhood marketing shaving cream on the black market. Spent several years implementing Slinkies with no outside help. Spent 2002-2007 testing the market for love for the underprivileged. My current pet project is selling jigsaw puzzles in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2008 testing the market for sock monkeys on the black market.